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The Keeper of Hours
$39.00
Color— Black
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Printed to order · Free US shipping · 30-day guarantee
The Keeper of Hours is a mystical tarot-style graphic tee — an old iguana sage who decided that time was worth keeping, not spending.
Drawn in vintage tarot style, a green iguana in a Victorian three-piece suit and bowler hat holds a book in one hand and a cane in the other, an eye-set pocket-watch resting at his middle. He stands over a hoard of stopped clocks, dead rotary phones and gold — every device we ever built to hurry ourselves, piled like treasure he has no intention of using.
A reverent card for the one who stopped racing the clock and started keeping it: hermetic, tarot-tinged symbolism for mindfulness, slow living, and the quiet refusal to be hurried.
Original AI-crafted art from Slothisticated, an independent sloth-art studio, printed to order on heavyweight garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717 — 6.1 oz ringspun cotton, unisex fit.
Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight tee — 6.1oz ringspun cotton, garment-dyed for a lived-in feel. Printed direct-to-garment with water-based inks. Gets softer with every wash.
Free standard shipping on all US orders, and free worldwide over $75. Orders are usually made and shipped within 1–2 business days (busy seasons can run a little longer). 30-day happiness guarantee — if you're not satisfied, we'll make it right. Misprints and shipping damage replaced free, just send us a photo.
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The Keeper of Hours
$39.00