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The Seer of Slow
$39.00
Color— Black
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Printed to order · Free US shipping · 30-day guarantee
The Seer of Slow is a mystical tarot-style sloth tee — a wizard sloth reading the future off a tree grown thick with open eyes.
Bearded and wizard-hatted, the seer sits throned on a red mushroom-house with a little door in its stem, a wand of light in one paw. Beside him a tree sprouts open eyes, a radiant sun-face beams down, and a white goat, an owl, and a book-reading bear keep him company above a still pond. It's drawn in richly colored tarot-style folk linework.
Everyone wants to know what's coming; he looked, and the prophecy was rest all along. For the tarot reader, the mystic, and anyone drawn to psychedelic folk art with a slow-living heart.
Original AI-crafted art, printed to order on a heavyweight Comfort Colors 1717 — 6.1oz ringspun garment-dyed cotton, unisex. Runs slightly large; size down for a fitted cut.
Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight tee — 6.1oz ringspun cotton, garment-dyed for a lived-in feel. Printed direct-to-garment with water-based inks. Gets softer with every wash.
Free standard shipping on all US orders, and free worldwide over $75. Orders are usually made and shipped within 1–2 business days (busy seasons can run a little longer). 30-day happiness guarantee — if you're not satisfied, we'll make it right. Misprints and shipping damage replaced free, just send us a photo.
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The Seer of Slow
$39.00