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Iguana Banker
$33.99
Color— Black
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Printed to order · Free shipping over $89 · 30-day guarantee
Meet your new favorite power move. The Department of Reptilian Affairs is officially open for business, and its Senior Examining Officer — a meticulously dressed iguana in a three-piece pinstripe suit — is here to scrutinize every coin, ledger entry, and questionable expense report that crosses his desk.
Look closely. There's cash tucked in his hat band. He is, almost certainly, on the take.
This shirt is for:
- The finance bro who knows exactly which meme he's referencing
- The accountant with a sense of humor about their industry
- The person who's been saying "lizard people" since 2009 and feels vindicated
- Iguana and reptile owners who want to honor their cold-blooded overlord
- Anyone who wants to wear something that gets a two-second pause and then a laugh
Printed on a heavyweight garment-dyed cotton tee with a soft, washed-in feel and a relaxed fit that hangs right from the first wear. The illustration is detailed enough to reward a closer look — the pinstripe suit, the gold pocket watch chain, the gemstone tie pin, the inkwell on the desk. This is the kind of shirt you point at across a room.
Product details:
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft and pre-shrunk
- Garment-dyed for a vintage, lived-in look
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric, relaxed fit
- Double-needle stitching, tubular knit (no side seams)
- Sewn-in label, sizes S–4XL
Care: Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F), tumble dry low, iron low. No bleach, no dry cleaning. Treat him well — he handles other people's money for a living.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, [email protected], 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight tee — 6.1oz ringspun cotton, garment-dyed for a lived-in feel. Printed direct-to-garment with water-based inks. Gets softer with every wash.
Free standard shipping on US orders over $89. Orders ship within 3–5 business days. 30-day happiness guarantee — if you're not satisfied, we'll make it right. Misprints and shipping damage replaced free, just send us a photo.
Iguana Banker
$33.99