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Iguana Banker
$39.00
Color— Black
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Printed to order · Free US shipping · 30-day guarantee
Iguana Banker is a funny vintage animal-portrait graphic tee — a pinstripe-suited iguana appraising a gold coin, in no rush to approve your loan.
Rendered as a straight-faced vintage portrait, a green iguana sits behind his desk in a pinstripe three-piece suit and a tilted bowler hat, peering at a gold coin through a magnifier, an open ledger, full inkwell and quill at his side.
Bureaucracy at the speed of cold blood — for the ones whose favorite power move is simply taking their time. Deadpan, dry humor for the unbothered and deliberately slow.
Original AI-crafted art from Slothisticated, an independent sloth-art studio, printed to order on heavyweight garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717 — 6.1 oz ringspun cotton, unisex fit.
Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight tee — 6.1oz ringspun cotton, garment-dyed for a lived-in feel. Printed direct-to-garment with water-based inks. Gets softer with every wash.
Free standard shipping on all US orders, and free worldwide over $75. Orders are usually made and shipped within 1–2 business days (busy seasons can run a little longer). 30-day happiness guarantee — if you're not satisfied, we'll make it right. Misprints and shipping damage replaced free, just send us a photo.
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Iguana Banker
$39.00