T-Shirt
The Slow Labratory
$24.75$33.00
Color— Black
SizeSize guide
Printed to order · Free shipping over $89 · 30-day guarantee
From the studio
I was generating stained-glass variants of group portraits and this one came back with a typo painted directly into the parchment — Labratory, with confidence. I almost ran the prompt again. Then I read it a second time and decided the model had invented something better than what I was asking for. A laboratory implies experiment. A labratory implies the experiment has already been going on for a while and nobody is checking on it. The composition is straight Trumbull. The spelling is ours now.
Five sloths and a raccoon arranged around a parchment in the exact composition of Trumbull's Declaration, except calmer, and with better posture. A quill rests on the table. An eagle holds its breath in the background. The document on the table reads SLOW LABRATORY INDEPENDENCE, IN PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS — spelled exactly that way, by a hand that was clearly not in a hurry to consult a dictionary. We have decided this is canon.
For the person who finds typos in founding documents more honest than the documents themselves. Printed on a Comfort Colors 1717 in red — 6.1oz ringspun garment-dyed cotton, the color of a velvet curtain in a room where someone is about to sign something they have not fully read. Runs slightly large; size down for fitted, true to size for the boxy oil-portrait drape.
Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight tee — 6.1oz ringspun cotton, garment-dyed for a lived-in feel. Printed direct-to-garment with water-based inks. Gets softer with every wash.
Free standard shipping on US orders over $89. Orders ship within 3–5 business days. 30-day happiness guarantee — if you're not satisfied, we'll make it right. Misprints and shipping damage replaced free, just send us a photo.
The Slow Labratory
$24.75$33.00