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The Pasta Citadel
$39.00
Color— Black
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Printed to order · Free US shipping · 30-day guarantee
The Pasta Citadel is a surreal foodie graphic tee for slow-living romantics — a fortress of rigatoni and dripping cheese, built grain by grain by ants.
The design is a towering castle of rigatoni columns and Swiss-cheese walls, mortared with marinara and raised by a workforce of marching ants, all under a cosmic sky where a single sliced tomato hangs like a small sun.
It is for anyone who treats the long lunch as a form of architecture: good things take a slow simmer, and nobody here is rushing the build. Quiet, absurdist humor for slow living.
Original AI-crafted art from Slothisticated, an independent sloth-art studio, printed to order on heavyweight garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717 — 6.1 oz ringspun cotton, unisex fit.
Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight tee — 6.1oz ringspun cotton, garment-dyed for a lived-in feel. Printed direct-to-garment with water-based inks. Gets softer with every wash.
Free standard shipping on all US orders, and free worldwide over $75. Orders are usually made and shipped within 1–2 business days (busy seasons can run a little longer). 30-day happiness guarantee — if you're not satisfied, we'll make it right. Misprints and shipping damage replaced free, just send us a photo.
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The Pasta Citadel
$39.00