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Tales of Slowness
$39.00
Color— Black
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Printed to order · Free US shipping · 30-day guarantee
Tales of Slowness is a cozy, retro sloth graphic tee — a robed sloth and a capybara watching an old TV by lantern light, doing nothing on purpose.
A sloth in a star-print robe, a capybara who isn't going anywhere, and an old wood-cabinet TV glowing in the corner. No feed to scroll, no next thing to get to — just the lantern, a bowl of snacks, and a show nobody's rating. It's drawn as a warm, retro storybook illustration.
This is the whole tale, and it's mostly about staying in. For the homebody, the cottagecore softie, and anyone whose ideal evening has nowhere to be.
Original AI-crafted art, printed to order on a heavyweight Comfort Colors 1717 — 6.1oz ringspun garment-dyed cotton, unisex. Runs slightly large; size down for a fitted cut.
Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight tee — 6.1oz ringspun cotton, garment-dyed for a lived-in feel. Printed direct-to-garment with water-based inks. Gets softer with every wash.
Free standard shipping on all US orders, and free worldwide over $75. Orders are usually made and shipped within 1–2 business days (busy seasons can run a little longer). 30-day happiness guarantee — if you're not satisfied, we'll make it right. Misprints and shipping damage replaced free, just send us a photo.
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Tales of Slowness
$39.00